Saturday, April 5, 2008

Stop the SciFi Original Movie Insanity!!!!

The following is just a partial list from wikipedia,luckily I haven't seen them all as I managed to find the remote before they came on so I was just subjected to the commercials. DO THEY EVEN TRY? I can't believe somebody in some office somewhere just sits on his ass and approves this stuff, I mean there is some guy (or gal) somewhere that one day made the decision to fund something like Mansquito, so they were just sitting around and said, "Ya know- we don't have enough movies about giant insects... lets make one about a man crossed with a ant, man ant... no wait mosquito-man. Mansquito... I am a fucking genius"
If you have seen more than about 5 of these movies, you need to get out more.

Abominable, Absolon, Antibody, Attack of the Sabretooth, Bats: Human Harvest, Beyond Loch Ness, Basilisk: The Serpent King, Bugs, Chupacabra: Dark Seas, Deadly Swarm, Dragon Storm
Dragon Sword, Earthstorm, Fire Serpent, Frankenfish, Grendel, Gryphon, Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy, Ice Spiders, KAW, Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep, Larva, Locusts: The 8th Plague, Magma: Volcanic Disaster, Mammoth, Mansquito, Manticore, MegaSnake, Minotaur, Ogre
Path of Destruction, Pterodactyl, Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys, Raptor Island, Rock Monster, Sabretooth, Sasquatch Mountain, Showdown at Area 51, The Snake King, Snakehead Terror, Stan Lee's Harpies, Supergator, Threshold, Webs, Wraiths of Roanoke

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